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Amelia Earhart Ghosted Me

$35.00 USD

GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

 

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN BEING GHOSTED?


The feelings of hurt and anger sparked by a sudden unexplained end to communication? How about being dropped by your girlfriend on every single ride no matter how “fit” you think you are? Just ask @sweatforsandwiches - the boyfriend of a goodr employee. He knows alllll about that life.

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